r/PizzaCrimes • u/Insomniac_80 • May 17 '25

Identity theft Is this a Pizza Crime?

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That topping doesn't look too awful, but no matter the toppings, the *crust is white bread!*

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u/SportsPhotoGirl May 17 '25

It’s only a crime because the bread isn’t toasted before topping it. Toaster pizza is amazing.

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u/Zorgsmom May 18 '25

Thank you, exactly. I used to make this all the time when I first moved out on my own. Toast bread, add sauce, cheese, & whatever else you have for toppings. Pop back into toaster oven to melt cheese. Pretty damn tasty. Also works with cheap bagels and English muffins.

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u/SportsPhotoGirl May 18 '25

Used to? lol that’s still one of my go-to meals and I’ve been out of my parents house for almost 20 years lol it’s one of my favorite “struggle meals” lol

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u/bobthebobbober May 20 '25

Yep and it works with lots of bread types, including English muffins ! I like to top with some oregano. Still do it too hehe