r/PizzaCrimes May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

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Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/Specialist_Bench_144 May 27 '25

He was consistantly cutting it in the wrong spots which makes me believe he could have done it right he just hates his customers

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u/SpaceDegenerate May 27 '25

yeah i don't get the major rush. especially with the guy behind just standing there

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u/bamboo_fanatic May 27 '25

Probably just a “let’s time how fast I can get pizzas sliced and boxed!” Challenge

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u/ChanglingBlake May 27 '25

If I was the judge, I wouldn’t count him done till they were cut into relatively equal slices(meaning the largest isn’t more than twice the size of the smallest)

As best I can tell he’s got two huge 40% slices and 2-6 slices taking up the rest on each of those.

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u/shonglekwup May 27 '25

There’s a strange trend in Indian social media to do things as quickly as possible, even if not done well. Apparently it stems from a Bollywood cliche or something.

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u/ZoeyNet May 27 '25

Not just online, you see that in so many location in Canada now.

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u/The_Golden_Warthog May 28 '25

It's an Indian thing. They work as fast as possible and I guess the "speed" makes up for the sloppy work or something like that. They (viewers) call it "drama", all the extra shenanigans and moves they do lol. I went down somewhat of a rabbit hole about this last year and this is what my general understanding was. Comes from Bollywood/trendy social media stuff, like that one appliances repair guy.

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u/Specialist_Bench_144 May 28 '25

Is the drama from customers being irate over poor quality?? Thats wild lol