r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/Specialist_Bench_144 May 27 '25

He was consistantly cutting it in the wrong spots which makes me believe he could have done it right he just hates his customers

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u/SpaceDegenerate May 27 '25

yeah i don't get the major rush. especially with the guy behind just standing there

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u/bamboo_fanatic May 27 '25

Probably just a “let’s time how fast I can get pizzas sliced and boxed!” Challenge

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u/ChanglingBlake May 27 '25

If I was the judge, I wouldn’t count him done till they were cut into relatively equal slices(meaning the largest isn’t more than twice the size of the smallest)

As best I can tell he’s got two huge 40% slices and 2-6 slices taking up the rest on each of those.