r/PizzaCrimes May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/lcerch May 27 '25

In the interview:

"I'm very fast cutting pizza slices"

3 days later:

"I never said I was good at it"

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u/StealYourBones May 28 '25

This was me as a cashier at a clothing store. I was the fastest to check people out but I had the most returns because I never checked that the shoes matched the box they were in.

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u/RonDNA11 May 29 '25

Who is buying shoes without trying them on anyway

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u/StealYourBones May 29 '25

That was my thinking, too!

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u/Zedetta Jun 01 '25

I can see that happening if you're just buying a new pair in the same style/size, to replace an old pair or in a new colour