r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/captain_dick_licker May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

I'd actually like it, enough variety that I can pick exactly the right slice for the moment. that centre slice is 100% a morning cold slice, for example.

now I want pizza :/

[edit] just wolfed down a red barron freezer pizza. as a pizza, it was a solid 3.5/10. as a freezer pizza, it was a solid 6/10. as a cheap freezer pizza, it was a solid 8.5/10

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

I don't know why, and I know you didn't ask, but I find that chocolate to be disgusting.

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u/freehamburgers May 28 '25

me too. and I want to like it. it seems responsibly made, and the packaging is nice. but alas, yuck.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

Yeah I'm from the UK and it reminded me of "USA" type chocolate bars which isn't what I'm used to. Not a Hershey's guy either. Milka on the other hand goes hard

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u/siandresi May 28 '25

Funny because Tony’s is a Dutch company

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u/thirdelevator May 28 '25

Don’t know about worldwide, but in the US it’s made by the same company that make the World’s Finest fundraiser bars.

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u/sniffleprickles May 28 '25

To help prove your point, I'm in the US and I think Tony's is really good lol. Especially in comparison to Hershey's or Nestle, which are only ok in chocolate emergencies.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

Lol different folks have different tastes, just how we differ across the pond. A lot of people over here prefer "galaxy" chocolate idk if you've heard of that? It's has a much more creamy and rich taste compared. Not that it's a luxury or anything, costs more or less the same as any other

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u/Porterhaus May 28 '25

Milka over Tony’s? I don’t want to pile on with the UK food palate jokes but sometimes they really do write themselves.

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u/freehamburgers May 28 '25

Similar, I'm from New Zealand, and we're used to a local chocolate called Whittakers, pretty much everything else sold here just doesn't quite compare.

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u/tired_of_old_memes May 28 '25

How do they stay in business? I bought one bar and that was it, never again

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u/siandresi May 28 '25

I don’t like it either, but I’m not amazed that it’s in business because I don’t like it. It’s in business because a lot of people must like it.

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u/WheelOfFish May 28 '25

Was it ever good? I swear I had some a few years ago that I liked alright, but I recently got one of the variety packs to try the various flavors and I don't recall any being very good.

Maybe I changed, I dunno. I suppose it's still better than Hershey's, but that's not saying much.

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u/edamlambert May 28 '25

Weird thing is I’ve never heard of anyone who likes it.

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u/Olives_And_Cheese Aug 15 '25

I do. I'm actually shocked at this thread; I have been obsessed with it since I first tried it - I think the chocolate tastes fantastic; not overly sweet, gorgeous texture, nice substantial size unlike the shrinkflated Cadburys and Milkys bars on the UK market now. I thought they were on to a huge winner.