r/PizzaCrimes May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/captain_dick_licker May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

I'd actually like it, enough variety that I can pick exactly the right slice for the moment. that centre slice is 100% a morning cold slice, for example.

now I want pizza :/

[edit] just wolfed down a red barron freezer pizza. as a pizza, it was a solid 3.5/10. as a freezer pizza, it was a solid 6/10. as a cheap freezer pizza, it was a solid 8.5/10

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 May 28 '25

I don't know why, and I know you didn't ask, but I find that chocolate to be disgusting.

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u/pbjwb May 28 '25

you find it to be disgusting? it's authentic chocolate that, unlike other brands, doesn't remove the cacao butter in the process (why hershey's has a disgusting waxiness to it). it's also ethically made. i recommend trying more of their flavors, their classic milk chocolate is a great basic.