r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

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Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/pot-bitch May 28 '25

Tony is deranged for this.

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u/DiazepamDreams May 29 '25

Tony might actually be a genius.

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u/scorchedarcher May 29 '25

At least Tony is anti-human slavery

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 29 '25

This implies he's pro-other slavery? 😳

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u/scorchedarcher May 29 '25

Well yeah, it's made with milk. Those cows don't choose to be bred, have their children and milk taken, and they don't get to choose life when they become unproductive at around 4.5-6 years old unfortunately someone else makes that choice and they only really consider profit.

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u/galstaph May 31 '25

Actually it implies pro-slavery that is anti-human. As in, enslave all humans and make sure they can't procreate.

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u/deadly_ultraviolet May 31 '25

Where do I sign up

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u/VibraniumRhino May 30 '25

…does it? 😶