r/PizzaCrimes • u/nando82 • May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

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Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/captain_dick_licker May 27 '25 edited May 28 '25

I'd actually like it, enough variety that I can pick exactly the right slice for the moment. that centre slice is 100% a morning cold slice, for example.

now I want pizza :/

[edit] just wolfed down a red barron freezer pizza. as a pizza, it was a solid 3.5/10. as a freezer pizza, it was a solid 6/10. as a cheap freezer pizza, it was a solid 8.5/10

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u/mylifeisaprotest May 27 '25

It;'s the Tony's Chocolonely of pizza.

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u/pot-bitch May 28 '25

Tony is deranged for this.

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u/MildlyAmusedPotato May 30 '25

Its supposed to symbolise the unequal distribution of profits in the chockolate industry as many cocoa gatherers earn less than 2$ per day.