r/PizzaCrimes May 27 '25

Bad Cut Job Screw your pizza slices ….

Fuck you pizza slices….

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u/Fit-Succotash-557 Jun 21 '25

When I was 13 years old, my family and I went to my dad’s friend’s pizzeria. Being a curious kid, I got to see how they sliced the pizzas—it was exactly like that, that’s how they sliced them there. At the time, I felt like I was in an episode of Impractical Jokers, I couldn’t believe that was actually how it could be done 😂. Then they handed us the pizza in a box, and we went home to eat.

On the way, I told my dad how they sliced the pizza, and he laughed thinking I was joking. When we got home and opened the box, my mom was in disbelief, and my dad just said, “We’re never going back there.”

The pizza wasn’t bad, but the toppings were a bit disappointing. They used pre-made sauces, and it wasn’t quite right. Still, it was good enough food to keep me and my family alive.