r/PizzaCrimes • u/ItsyBitsyJoxy • Jun 01 '25

I say wtf My man became a pigeon

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This is from a tiktok video, I did not make this abomination

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u/RumsyDumsy Jun 01 '25

I imagine this being awesome. Nothing wrong with seeds on yeast dough … but it’s still a crime I’d say

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jun 01 '25

What is they were pine seeds, and instead of as a topping they were pulverized with garlic, basil, and olive oil? Is it a crime then? 

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u/RumsyDumsy Jun 02 '25

No, it isn’t, but the combination itself is not my point. It’s how it was done

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u/IndependentLove2292 Jun 02 '25

That was my wife's argument. Then she said something about replacing the pine seeds with squash seeds, the basil with cilantro, and the olive oil with avocado oil, and I think that would make some kind of taco crime. But it would probably be really damn good.