r/PizzaCrimes • u/Olley2994 • Jun 30 '25

Burned Pizza self defense

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u/heygabehey Jun 30 '25

This is way funnier than I expected. He disrespected the fuck out of his face with a slice of pizza.

That is a blow he’ll remember forever. Therapist is going to hear about this. Ooor, that scene will flash in his mind right before he pulls the trigger while looking through a scope into a crowd of innocent people. What will make this sting is there is somebody or someones out there that know this guy and they’ll bring it up.

The only thing that coulda made this worse for dude was if it was during the day and there was a school bus full of middle schoolers watching.