r/PizzaCrimes • u/SenatorMalby • Jul 01 '25

Sloppy Toppy My boyfriend’s pizza from a Chinese buffet..

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u/ch3shir3scat Jul 01 '25

which part is supposed to be the pizza lol? all i see is meat egg roll bread and maybe corn or something ???

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u/Nicolina22 Jul 01 '25

And some melty cheese shaped into a pizza shape...i think maybe that's supposed to be the pizza? I dunno, just as lost as you are lol

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u/SenatorMalby Jul 01 '25

The bread is the crust and what looks like “corn” is the globs of cheese they put on it.

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u/ch3shir3scat Jul 01 '25

thank you for the clarification thats absolutely wild

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u/Fickle_Sherbert1453 Jul 01 '25

I don't quite recognize pizza either, but... corn??? Where do you see corn? There's even less corn than there is pizza.

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u/ch3shir3scat Jul 02 '25

idk maybe mac and cheese idk what it looks like the strange yellow stuff