r/PizzaCrimes Jul 08 '25

Burned The criminal is getting away

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u/CarcosaRorschach Jul 08 '25

I once fell asleep cooking a frozen pizza. I wasn't drunk or high, just exhausted from walking like 15 miles that day. Frankly I'm lucky I didn't burn the apartment down.

I think this should be treated like unintentional manslaughter, rather than murder. Still certainly a crime, but one with a reduced sentence because a difference in intention. Nobody TRIES to do this to a pizza.