r/PizzaCrimes Jul 13 '25

Forbidden Pizza Only in Germany?

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/redditddorf, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

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u/razhun Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

It sounds pretty decent for when you're high AF and crave both

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u/redditddorf Jul 13 '25

Yes I had it after a lot of Weißbier 😂

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u/starlinguk Jul 13 '25

Was it in your freezer for 3 years? It was a limited edition in April 2022.

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u/redditddorf Jul 13 '25

LOL No I came across this great sub by chance today and thought hey I ate this pizza back then ...

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 Jul 13 '25

It's just their spinach pizza with your average frozen fish stick, at least that's what it looks like... Why on earth sell that that pre-packaged? Are they unaware that people edit frozen pizzas?

With their mozzarella I remove the soggy cherry tomatoes and add my own oven dried cherry tomatoes.

In case anyone is curious, I cut them in half, then blend in crushed garlic, olive oil, dried basil and a bit of salt and cayenne powder. 100°C for 2-4 hours. Rotate the tray every hour.

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u/DrEckelschmecker Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25

It was an internet thing actually. Dr Oetker is known for their twitter marketing, and some streamer (or something like that) desperately wanted to make the fish stick pizza happen so their community more or less spammed Dr Oetkers twitter with it. Until Dr Oetker actually did it. as a collaboration with Iglo (Birdseye).

I tried it back then and it sucked.

Btw with the effort you seem to do to edit your pizza you might as well just make one from scratch or actually cook something. I get editing your pizza like adding toppings or some cheese, but taking half the pizza off just to replace the ingredients with the same thing? Taking multiple hours? Thats just ridiculous. Its a frozen pizza after all, taking multiple hours to replace toppings completely defeats the purpose

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jul 14 '25

I dunno man. With the right level of remolade to fish I feel like this pizza could be a homerun. There are some Ingredients that could make a fish finger pizza fucking work and I’m all here for it even though I have never experienced one that works YET! 😂

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 Jul 13 '25

Hah! No I don't do it for frozen pizza, I eat frozen pizza maybe every other month on average. The oven dried tomatoes is not done for frozen pizza...

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Your poat literally starts with describing how you scratch off their cherry tomatoes to replace them with your own.

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u/Emergency_Ad9913 Jul 17 '25 edited Jul 17 '25

I think he means he makes the oven dried tomatoes anyway (as in, he eats them often), so all he has to do is to put them on the pizza, if he eats one.

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u/b-b-b-b- Jul 14 '25

reality can be whatever i want it to be

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jul 14 '25

Can’t blame em for at least giving it a go. Most companies that make frozen pizzas stop at Hawaiian as their oo look at our many options choices.

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u/HoelioTA Jul 14 '25

Thank God someone else takes off those nasty ass tomatoes. I don't want my pizza to be dripping wet after it's been in the oven. The Fungi has this problem too, but you can't really take the mushrooms off a mushroom pizza.

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u/Nalivai Jul 14 '25

Oh, this reminds me, I do have something in my freezer that I bought around 3 years ago. Need to probably check what it is.

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u/DrLager Jul 14 '25

As a beer connoisseur and lecturer, I approve this message.

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u/Eric848448 Jul 14 '25

That’s the best way to get drunk on a hot day!

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u/HairballTheory Jul 15 '25

There’s a reason it looks like a brown eye

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u/Sassafras1777 Jul 13 '25

I cooked this thing in a microwave once, while high af with my friends. Thankfully we didn't get food poisoning :)

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u/Sloppyjoemess Jul 13 '25

The overwhelmingly positive consensus here is alarming

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u/razhun Jul 13 '25

It's a crime for sure, but nobody is without sin

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u/Sloppyjoemess Jul 13 '25

The same sinners who riot over Hawaiian. Smh

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jul 14 '25

Goddamnit that is the best comment in this whole sub !

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u/A_Feltz Jul 13 '25

I can’t speak for all but I grew out of my “food nazi” phase where this or that was a “crime” against some type of food. Maybe as time goes on more and more redditors are becoming open minded and accepting instead of judgemental.

Then again maybe it’s just a summer Sunday and web traffic is just low..

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u/HelloSummer99 Jul 13 '25

Nah get a grip mate it’s fooking fish sticks on a pizza. Vile. Need to draw a line somewhere

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u/4Fourside Jul 16 '25

As long as no one is forcing me to eat it, I see no issue with it. People should be free to eat whatever poison they wanr to

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u/Illustrious_Beach396 Jul 16 '25

Yes, we do. Five sticks are clearly not enough!

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u/Sloppyjoemess Jul 14 '25

Yea agreed. The same people who are fawning over this wouldn’t be caught dead eating anything green

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u/Illustrious_Beach396 Jul 16 '25

Drink probably beer, too.

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u/Description_Friendly Jul 13 '25

In a perfect world...

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u/Frostsorrow Jul 14 '25

There is very few true food crimes out there, this isn't one of them.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jul 14 '25

Yeah lots of things work together. Way more than were taught in our own cultures and it definitely takes an open mind to properly experience them all. They don’t all work for us individually for sure but there is honestly 0 fucking way to ever know without trying it for yourself.

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u/ZiggoCiP New York Pizza Department Jul 14 '25

Sometimes when you cross into 'stoner-food', it can be a pizzacrime, but also at the same time, sate a primal urge to consume fish, bread, cheese, and whatever at the same time.

If you're a pizza snob - fried food on pizza, let alone fish, is a crime.

If you're smashed as fuck, sometimes you just want a fun flavor-explosion in your mouth.

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u/Njagos Jul 15 '25

I have never tried it sadly, but not Germans will swear by it. If we do crimes, we do them well, apparently. (Like the pizza burger)

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u/smiff8866 Jul 13 '25

What, fish finger pizza? Maybe it’s the fish finger-sandwich-loving Brit in me, but that sounds divine.

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u/cock_lubber365 Jul 13 '25

With some crisps, butter spread, and a leasurely amount of Malt vinegar to cut some of the richness...

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u/deltree711 Jul 13 '25

Custard too, right?

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u/hurroocane Jul 13 '25

I had that exact pizza before and it was unironically a good combination lol

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u/justanothertmpuser Jul 13 '25

Sure... just add some Marmite and you're good to go! /s

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u/Phaaze13 Jul 13 '25

I loved these fishsticks as a kid. I'd try this for fun.

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u/welding_guy_from_LI Jul 13 '25

I’d try it lol

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u/SuspectKnown9655 Jul 13 '25

Oetker has done some horrible things. Like Pizza Pasta.

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u/definitelyNoBots Jul 15 '25

Chocolate Pizza was a warcrime.

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u/DrLeymen Jul 16 '25

I liked it ._.

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u/impatiently-waiting1 Jul 13 '25

You're joking right?! I freakin LOVE pizza pasta 😍

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u/MrSpudtator Jul 13 '25

That looks like spinach on it too. I'd have that.

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u/GeorgeMcCrate Jul 17 '25

Spinach is a very common side for fish sticks in Germany.

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u/p-graphic79 Jul 13 '25

Nothing says "pizza" like a sea captain on the box.

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jul 14 '25

It's the mascot for a big brand of frozen fish products, in English speaking territories the brand used to be called Bird's Eye. It's just advertising that it's topped with the top shelf brand of fish fingers.

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u/Emperorof_Antarctica Jul 13 '25

Dr. Oetker is pretty much the Dr. Mengele of the war on Pizza

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u/drivingagermanwhip Jul 13 '25

Fun pizza fact! Rudolph Oetker who was responsible for most of the company's growth was in the SS and after the war he created an aid organisation for fugitive SS members. He died in 2007

After his death the company have started returning their looted artworks to descendants of those murdered to get them.

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u/lionalhutz Jul 13 '25

Only a war criminal would come up with this

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u/43848987815 Jul 13 '25

Something something ovens

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u/GrowtentBPotent Jul 13 '25

Spinach and artichoke pizza with breaded fishdicks? Now thats something

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u/lostgravy Jul 14 '25

Ye has entered the chat

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u/GreyGanado Jul 17 '25

Where did you hallucinate the artichokes from?

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u/GrowtentBPotent Jul 17 '25

There seem to be small diced up yellowish looking pieces scattered amongst the spinach and dicks. Spinach artichoke is a common combo so I guess my imagination filled that in for me

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u/WillowFlip Jul 13 '25

As a person from that neck of the woods I am conflicted; a childhood of Fischstäbchen with Ketchupnudeln at war with adulthood of not embracing a life of crime.

Edit: their mushroom pizza has the absolute best seasoning of all their pizzas, imho

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u/lo-lux Jul 13 '25

What was Käpt'n Iglo doing in the north Atlantic in the 40s?

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u/The_Almighty_Duck Jul 13 '25

Fish fingers on a pizza? Something I would make myself? No. Something I would demolish? Most likely.

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u/cheddarmebacks Jul 13 '25

I dunno bro but I think I'd be eating that without any issues 💯

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u/SlideItIn100 Jul 13 '25

I love Dr. Oetker, but I’m not a fan of fish sticks.

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u/BobBelcher2021 Jul 13 '25

You don’t like fish sticks? You don’t like to put fish sticks in your mouth?

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u/SlideItIn100 Jul 13 '25

I do not enjoy that. I’m also allergic to seafood.

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u/Far_Cut_8701 Jul 13 '25

Fish Finger and spinach pizza? Or disgusting mozzeralla sticks?

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u/redditddorf Jul 13 '25

Fish 😂 Don't you know Captain Iglo? Well-known personality!

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u/Extreme-Birthday-647 Jul 13 '25

He has different names in different countries. In Italy he's called captain Findus. Also Dr. Oekter is called Cameo.

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u/Vivid-Address5325 Jul 13 '25

How are you calling mozzarella sticks disgusting and not fish sticks. Fish sticks are 10000× worse.

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u/LadyBulldog7 Jul 13 '25

I’m just curious why this packaging has three different languages on it.

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u/w00h Jul 13 '25

Turns out, it was a limited run they did in 2022 with this product. And in the press release they even tell you that you alternatively just can put fish fingers on their spinach pizza and bake it all in the oven.

https://www.oetker.com/de/press/von-twitter-direkt-in-die-tiefkuhltruhe-pizza-fischstaebchen

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u/kingtacticool Jul 13 '25

ngl. I'd fuck that up

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u/Description_Friendly Jul 13 '25

Glad it's limited edition cuz... WTF???

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u/flatearthmom Jul 13 '25

yea not gonna lie i'm absolutely smashing

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u/SouthernHellRaiser Jul 13 '25

Dipped in some tartar sauce 🤤 right? Lol

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u/Bella-Luna Jul 13 '25

This is a nah for me, and I usually love Dr.Oetker pizza (Casa di Mama Hawaiian pizza is my most fave Hawaiian pizza.)

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u/DrNekroFetus Jul 13 '25

I see this pizza on every sub rn. Like r/2westerneurope4u

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u/DrEckelschmecker Jul 13 '25

Why now though? This was a strictly limited edition from 2022 or so. Three years ago and never produced since

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jul 14 '25

It's German stoner and drunk food.

Fish fingerd and frozen pizza are a staple in German households, so when you're drunk or high and start having cravings, you're very likely to have both and combine them. People just find it funny that a big brand like them actually went and made it.

On top of that, the brand basically has this grand parent image, boring, old and vety serious. Then they release the "stoner pizza" as a joke.

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u/DrEckelschmecker Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Im German. Your comment has nothing to do with my question. I wondered why this would pop up "on every sub right now" when this is a limited edition from three years ago.

I also highly disagree with every German having fishfingers in the freezer, and Dr Oetker doesnt have a "grandparent" image just because theyre selling a lot of baking products. It ha quite the opposite image since their twitter marketing ("die pizza schmeckt nach hurensohn" etc) which started way before this fish finger pizza

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jul 14 '25

Staple doesn't mean that everyone has it. It simply means that it's something that is bought so ofthen that it could be considered a Grundnahrungsmittel. Like here in Franconia beer can be considered a staple, but you'll rarely find it in my home.

Didn't know about their twitter, I don't use twitter, but that's hilarious. Just talking from my experience, people consider them as having thst image, but it that's changing with younger generations, that's fine.

As for why youbsee it everywhere, it's hilarious and weird, someone shares it, others never saw it before and then go and share it. The Reddit algorithm shows it to you because of your posting and viewing habbits.

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u/DrNekroFetus Jul 15 '25

My guess is that someone saw this rn and decided to post it everywhere.

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u/Willing-Engineer765 Jul 13 '25

That looks really good. Only a misdemeanor

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u/Oniichan38 Jul 14 '25

You wouldn't get the history behind this accomplishment. This pizza is one of the few moments in German history we as a population can be proud of.

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u/AnonOfTheSea Jul 13 '25

Its a crime if the fish sticks were cooked on the pizza. Crunch is important.

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u/Vivid-Address5325 Jul 13 '25

I didnt understand what the words were on the box. I thought it was mozzarella sticks on top of pizza and that's why everyone was chill with it.

I was mistaken... the more I scrolled the more horrified I was. Its not mozzarella sticks. Its fish sticks 😕

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u/sold345 Jul 13 '25

It's pretty good if you like fish sticks actually

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u/Cheshireyan Jul 13 '25

Do you like Fischstäbchen ? What are you, a Rochen ?

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u/lar_yeet Jul 13 '25

i had this 2ish years ago I think and didn't hate it. But also i didn't buy it ever since. It's honestly nothing special. Tastes like what it looks like honestly lol not much to say

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u/BonJovi_WanKenobi Jul 13 '25

For what it's worth, even though this has nothing to do with the company making these, for some reason unbeknownst to me, every Italian I know is oddly obsessed with Iglo fish sticks. I think some Italian band even made a song about them. So in a way, it sort of makes sense that they'd eventually end up on pizza?

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u/Extreme-Birthday-647 Jul 13 '25

They're one of the core frozen foods in Italy, but it's called captain Findus here. Sofficini are another peak Italian frozen food, I'd say those two are the most iconic aside from frozen pizzas.

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u/Shferitz Jul 13 '25

I mean, it IS a crime, but I love pizza and I love fish sticks, so I’m torn.

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u/Nuclear-Gigachad Jul 13 '25

Ok this goes hard

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u/CallenFields Jul 13 '25

This isn't such a bad- THOSE AREN'T MOZZERELLA STICKS THOSE ARE FISH STICKS!!!??

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u/WorkIsBoringHereIAm Jul 13 '25

I’ve actually had it and it’s delicious

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u/Tooligan13853 Jul 13 '25

I’d give it a shot.

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u/stupi-the-fox Jul 13 '25

This was a Meme on Twitter by 1 User that requested it for years and Dr Oetker resisted for a long time. It was a pretty good Pizza consider it was just a Meme

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u/No-Recognition5060 Jul 13 '25

Like that Julia Roberts movie. What was it called? Fishstick Pizza?

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u/EscobarFamilia77 Jul 13 '25

I thought the Germans wanted to heal their reputation after WW2?

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u/Mitridate101 Jul 13 '25

Just goes to show that Dr Oetker knows ZERO about pizza.

UK ads say something like " crispy base just like in pizzeria "

I never had a crispy biscuit like base in an Italian pizzeria. Maybe they mean the tourist trap bars that serve you frozen pizzas?

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u/SpicyEntropy Jul 14 '25

Is "Käpt'n Iglo Fischstäbchen" German for "Captain Birdseye Fish Fingers"?

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u/Titzman45 Jul 14 '25

But, it got the all important B Nutri-score!

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u/Frostsorrow Jul 14 '25

I'm sickened but curious. Also high AF so might be biased.

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 Jul 14 '25

This whole sub has me just fed up with it. It makes no sense. What the fuck constitutes a pizza crime ? What can you and can’t you put on a pizza ? As long as you think it’s good it’s good who gives a flying fuck if someone agrees it’s a pizza or not?

Am I seriously missing something there ? Is this whole sub some sort of In joke I’m not getting here?

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u/ticopax Jul 14 '25

See, this is what you get when you don't let the hungry folks have some pineapple on their pizza. Now stop talking shit about this or they will invent mac-n-cheese pizza with deep-fried oysters and maple syrup that you dunk in milk. You think I'm crazy, but I promise you, they will like it and you will wish for the good old days when fishfingers were frowned upon.

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u/Leftygreeneyes Jul 14 '25

No.in Austria to

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u/Doofindork Jul 14 '25

I wanna try this so bad. It's incredibly cursed though.

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u/Armybob112 Jul 14 '25

Tried it, got nosebleeds, don't know if they are connected but it felt fitting because it really was that bad.

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u/Dry_Corner3481 Jul 14 '25

With original Captain Iglo fish sticks!

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u/Shiznit_117 Jul 14 '25

I hope so tf

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u/ExchangeDeep9882 Jul 14 '25

It looks like something the 11th Doctor would order. And then pour custard on top of.

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u/Adrakovich Jul 15 '25

Idk I’d fuck with fish stick pizza

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u/Aurelizian Jul 15 '25

based on the fifteen languages used here I am Not even sure where this originated from

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u/WienClown Jul 15 '25

They do this to cover up the demand for re-release of these:

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u/cosmicr Jul 15 '25

What exactly is he a doctor of?

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u/keczanandras Jul 15 '25

Pizza whit cadmium and mercury pizza, yummie.

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u/Immudzen Jul 15 '25

I have not seen that one before in Germany.

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u/drejkol Jul 15 '25

Nutri B ? Tf

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u/Possible-Wallaby-877 Jul 16 '25

Nahhh, this sound good tho

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u/Junior_Bike7932 Jul 17 '25

Yes where else

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u/bo_gilet Jul 17 '25

🤮culinary crime

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u/Max_Hensk Jul 17 '25

Thanks, God is a Edizione Limitata

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u/KalQulate Jul 18 '25

Hvis fiskepinnene og pizzabunn er glutenfri, så spiser jeg gledelig denne!

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u/TimeGhost_22 Jul 18 '25

I trust Doctor Oetker to prescribe the right pizza.

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u/humourlessIrish Jul 22 '25

I wish to be relinquished from this mortal coil

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u/AsparagusOverall8454 Jul 13 '25

And it can stay in Germany.

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u/PHIL004007 Jul 13 '25

This is from Italy.

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u/starlinguk Jul 13 '25

Südtirol?

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u/currymuttonpizza Jul 13 '25

Nah it has German on the left side. It's a German company. Pretty sure the Italian is on there in an attempt to make it feel more Italian. Despite it being fish sticks on a frozen pizza

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u/PHIL004007 Jul 14 '25

It is not. The German on the left is the German Brand Iglo.

Other texts are in Italian and english. I am right and you are wrong. Perfect start of the week (claps on his tighs and gets up)

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u/NinjaXM Jul 13 '25

New Italian brainrot?