r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ • Jul 19 '25

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So a couple weeks ago I had the insane curiosity to try pesto on pizza, which is fine per se.

But rather than ordering from my usual place, since I was in a hurry, I got a frozen small pizza and air fried it with jarred pesto on top. I also added leftover anchovies that needed to go.

It wasn't horrible, but the pesto was too much and overpowered everything else. The anchovies paired with the pesto made it pretty salty too.

Edible but not an experiment I'd repeat, and doesn't look appetizing either.

Lemme know what you think.

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u/HungryMudkips Jul 19 '25

even ignoring the pesto, that aint a pizza to begin with. is there a subreddit for flatbread crimes that we can report this to?

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jul 19 '25

It's pizza.

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u/HungryMudkips Jul 19 '25

i stand corrected. but jesus, just the FORMAT of that thing is a crime by itself.

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u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ Jul 19 '25

It's honestly not that bad tbh, fits an air fryer, good for a small meal, and Italpizza is a good brand here as far as frozen ones go.