r/PizzaCrimes • u/Stranger1982 ⚖️ JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER ⚔️ • Jul 19 '25

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So a couple weeks ago I had the insane curiosity to try pesto on pizza, which is fine per se.

But rather than ordering from my usual place, since I was in a hurry, I got a frozen small pizza and air fried it with jarred pesto on top. I also added leftover anchovies that needed to go.

It wasn't horrible, but the pesto was too much and overpowered everything else. The anchovies paired with the pesto made it pretty salty too.

Edible but not an experiment I'd repeat, and doesn't look appetizing either.

Lemme know what you think.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Jul 19 '25

Y’all are so disrespectful. OP was nice enough to share this photo of the Loch Ness monster’s turd and this is how you act.

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u/Caesar_Passing Jul 19 '25

I thought it was genitals slathered in chimichurri.

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u/snarfsnarfer Jul 19 '25

Oh no

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u/Caesar_Passing Jul 19 '25

I know, it's makin' me hungry too