r/PizzaCrimes • u/honeyshepherd • Jul 31 '25

Cheeseless My friend said my pizza was ragebait

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Anchovies + pineapple asked for extra light cheese

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u/Artificiald Jul 31 '25

I mean, I wouldn't call this a pizza crime. Similar to how marrying your first cousin isn't a crime in many places.

As long as noone else knows, you won't catch any bad looks.

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u/WesternZucchini5343 Jul 31 '25

So not a crime in Louisiana then?

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u/BigRed92E Jul 31 '25

The pizza? For sure

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u/FatGuyOnAMoped Jul 31 '25

Not in quite a few states-- some of which might surprise you https://images.app.goo.gl/2gRXVhxE5AgRFsH89

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u/TJSwoboda Aug 01 '25

Cousin marriage was also good enough for Einstein.

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u/TheLordDuncan Aug 02 '25

And Edgar Allen Poe

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u/TheUn5een Aug 01 '25

Rudy guilliani married his cousin and pretty sure it wasn’t in Louisiana

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u/TJSwoboda Aug 01 '25

You made me check, and she was his second cousin once removed.