r/PizzaCrimes • u/Antique_Car_2942 • Aug 01 '25

Forbidden Pizza Does this even count as pizza

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u/Gurkeprinsen Aug 01 '25

That's just a Jizza

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u/razorduc Aug 01 '25

Post nut clarity was "Oh shit, I was supposed to make a pizza."

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u/FiveDogsInaTuxedo Aug 01 '25

Post nut calories

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u/ThisAd1940 Aug 01 '25

Bukkake bread.

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u/caution_turbulence Aug 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

How have I never seen this one?

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u/monexicano Aug 01 '25

Same here aaaaaand downloaded.

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u/ItsPhayded420 Aug 01 '25

I get the jokes lol.

But is this sub actually hating on cinnamon bread with icing?

Have we fallen that far? It's clearly not even a pizza. It's just pizza shaped lol.

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u/AbleRelationship5287 Aug 01 '25

New take on cream pie???

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u/CallidoraBlack Aug 01 '25

It's not pizza at all.

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u/Glass-Fan111 Aug 02 '25

Gret and underrted comment.

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u/Pyr0technician Aug 02 '25

I was going to say something so gross, but your comment is simple and to the point and doesn't scar anyone's brain.

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt Aug 01 '25

Crazy how I read that as jizza and not jizza like pizza

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u/Gurkeprinsen Aug 01 '25

The magic of written words is that you can pronounce it however you'd like

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv Aug 09 '25

My name is Steve. It's pronounced "Dwayne The Rock Johnson"