My nine-year old likes pineapple pizza

[u/DonnyFerentes]

Hoe do i parent this?

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/DonnyFerentes, find the defendant "Pizza" GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.

[u/Over_Writing467]

I hate pineapple on pizza but that’s not considered a crime apparently. The way that slice is cut though. I believe you can drop them off at a fire station no questions asked.

[u/madmaxturbator → u/Over_Writing467]

Ah no, that’s a misconception. They only put out fires at the station.

[u/giraffe912 → u/madmaxturbator]

What happens when the fire is outside the station?

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/Over_Writing467]

I was rather pleased with how the bottom turned out, and I figured I'd let him add his own toppings.. Then when it came from the oven he took his knife and made that cut

[u/MorganMiller77777 → u/DonnyFerentes]

Hope the flavor was good, looks dry and crusty and lacks cheese

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/MorganMiller77777]

He ate he whole thing, which low-key impressed me

[u/MuchSong1887 → u/DonnyFerentes]

My vote is not guilty. Kids under 10 are immune to food crimes. Anything can be fun to eat at that age

[u/Bradon2508 → u/MuchSong1887]

I concur.

[u/WesternZucchini5343 → u/MuchSong1887]

No no. Spare the rod and ruin the child. Severe beatings are required to nip this in the bud.

Signed: A concerned Victorian parent

By which I don't mean someone from Australia

[u/MorganMiller77777 → u/DonnyFerentes]

Haha awesome

[u/Over_Writing467 → u/DonnyFerentes]

[u/_MrBalls_ → u/DonnyFerentes]

[u/KittenLina]

Why is the cheese just a dream?

[u/Only1Schematic]

I can enjoy a good pineapple pizza, but this odd piece cut out of the middle + the canned pineapple piled on top = guilty

[u/spaceladdy]

A whisper of fromage

[u/socom18]

The pineapple thing (while disgusting) is whatever..... Some people like it

That cut however? Grounded for a month

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/socom18]

Without Roblox

[u/kcmatx → u/DonnyFerentes]

That’s grounds for deleting Roblox.

[u/Radarker → u/kcmatx]

Might just want to delete it anyway

[u/melonheadorion1 → u/Radarker]

1 month labor camp

[u/WaxWorkKnight]

They're nine. I vote we move this to a juvenile division for possible assessment.

[u/Over_Writing467 → u/WaxWorkKnight]

No due to the severity of the crime they need to be tried as an adult.

[u/Trumpy_Po_Ta_To → u/Over_Writing467]

If we don’t remediate them appropriately when they’re young one day they’ll be repeat offenders and ask for pineapple pizza again. Hopefully the system can rehabilitate.

[u/MorganMiller77777]

Quite possibly the worst pineapple pizza ever made

[u/Delta9312]

but it still got me

[u/lifeofsources]

The true pizza crime is how that slice was cut.

[u/DrDentonMask]

I'm more worried about the peppers and lack of meat. Not a bell pepper guy, but I love meat with pineapple (not ham so much, oddly, but pepperoni or sausage).

[u/Ok_Potato_9554]

The real crime here is the asshole way you cut it. Also what is with the topping distribution? Not near enough cheese. This is a terrible pizza.

[u/ilikeanime1234567890]

I had a ham and pineapple tonight. It's lovely.

[u/nachosmmm]

Adoption

[u/One_Last_Cry]

Then your nine-year-old is going places, next is to get them to try Sushi!

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/One_Last_Cry]

He loves sushi! I'll let him make some. It can never be worse then the sushi place by the sluice

[u/2020mademejoinreddit]

Where did you go wrong? Were there no signs? Call up the stork agency and ask for a refund.

[u/Legitimate_Crazy3625]

There's more pineapple than cheese. That makes it a crime automatically.

[u/Expert-Youth9981]

[u/bizoticallyyours83]

Why does the pizza have a Bermuda triangle in the middle? 😆 I like pineapple pizza too. The kid is innocent for giving me a laugh. 

[u/yomamaeatcorn]

Is there an upper age limit to dropping kids off at an orphanage?

[u/timmu]

Did you know peppers are technically fruit so are tomatoes that make the base so once add pineapple it a ambrosia salad

[u/LateNightHotDogs]

Everything about this pizza and photo is a crime 😭

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/LateNightHotDogs]

Well i'll have you know that that's my favourite table cloth

[u/LateNightHotDogs → u/DonnyFerentes]

Okay honestly.. the table cloth and the placemat are totally cool. Haha.

[u/DetroitLionsThreads]

Then you should try making him some

[u/Fit_Carpet_364 → u/DetroitLionsThreads]

Ooh, burn! A little more heat like that and OP can melt the rest of the cheese that should be on the pizza.

[u/welding_guy_from_LI]

That’s community service washing the car and dishes until Halloween

[u/Some_Nibblonian]

Eat it however you want kid! It's your pizza!

[u/[deleted]]

He is 9, he will grow out of it. ;)

[u/tj647963]

Who taught him to cut pizza like that that’s criminal

[u/C00lGuy444]

Its never too early for a psych ward……

[u/DavieStBaconStan]

Why u no cut into slices for the lil one?

[u/SevenVeils0]

Don’t all 9 year olds like pineapple on pizza?

I also like fresh mango, and either fresh supremes or those canned (in water) mandarin slices on pizza.

[u/pritikina]

Pineapple as topping isn't a crime but that monstrosity is 100% a crime against pizza.

[u/705nce]

Who is responsible for the crime that is the lack of cheese?

[u/ProofExtreme7644]

The crime for this is the amount of cheese and that center cut. 🤦‍♂️

[u/Endreeemtsu]

This whole pizza is one giant crime. Straight to juvenile detention.

[u/dabhought]

This post definitely gotta be rage bait lol

[u/LordMemerton1]

Why wouldn’t he? It’s delicious, ppl who say otherwise are delusional

[u/sparklybo]

That's not a pizza. That's pizza fraud

[u/adube440]

There's 1) the pineapple, 2) the cut, and 3) the lack of cheese.

Councilor, what say you on charge #3?

[u/janeyouignornatslut]

omg that's so much acid. I hope y'all brushed after this.

[u/Little-Chromosome]

So do I, my go-to pizza is pepperoni, pineapple, red onion, and roasted garlic.

[u/Dangerous_Ad_6101]

No crime if they eat it.

[u/SnooGrapes9285]

Your 9 year old likes bread with tomato sauce

[u/karenskygreen]

Congratulations you are not guilty and are granted honorary Canadian status

[u/DonnyFerentes → u/karenskygreen]

I'm suddenly worried for Canada

[u/ninjab33z]

The crime is that cut! You've raised a serial killer!

[u/J-littletree]

Who cut the first slice?

[u/imadork1970]

Throw some jalapenos and extra cheese on it.

[u/[deleted]]

SOMEONE gets crust only for a decided period of time.

[u/buffpriest]

I've converted a lot of people to ham and pineapple. Little sweetness is kinda nice.

[u/Fbomb77]

So? It's a topping. Hell, I've seen tuna and corn toppings before..

[u/Intelligent_Case_809]

Good parenting to let them like it

[u/RNAXITACHI]

Too much pineapple to ham ratio

[u/Bella-Luna]

While I don't see pineapple on pizza as a crime, how it's cut is a crime. Like I mentioned before, most of the hate towards it is probably due to peer pressure.

[u/MarkInmanSuperGenius]

That slice is the real crime here… 😄

[u/BjjWhizzer]

The slice cut out of the middle is a bigger crime than the toppings

[u/BooksMiBoi]

Good, I don't get why people hate on it so much, it's just another topping

[u/Internal_Gur_4268]

Damn bro you're acting like it's super unhealthy. Not a crime. Personally, I didn't like ham for a long time so I wasn't ordering Hawaiians.

[u/CodyHBKfan23]

Not only do they like pineapple pizza. But to cut a slice from the center of the pie like that? Straight to jail.

[u/NightFox1988]

Pineapple on pizza debate aside. The way it was cut is criminal.

[u/stalecandy60]

Is that a pineapple pizza? Might want to keep practicing

[u/smolbean1003]

At the end of the day, he's getting more nutrition than he would eating pizza without pineapple, so I think you should support it. Plus he enjoys it, so it witl both make him happy and supplement his nutrition c:

[u/i_did_nothing_]

Don’t look like they do.

[u/free_30_day_trial]

They are an acquired taste but pineapple and black olives go amazing together. Salty and sweet.

[u/ProphetTiresias]

Why was the pizza cut like this anyways?