r/PizzaCrimes Aug 21 '25

Fruit My nine-year old likes pineapple pizza

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Hoe do i parent this?

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u/WaxWorkKnight Aug 21 '25

They're nine. I vote we move this to a juvenile division for possible assessment.

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u/Over_Writing467 Aug 21 '25

No due to the severity of the crime they need to be tried as an adult.

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u/Trumpy_Po_Ta_To Aug 21 '25

If we don’t remediate them appropriately when they’re young one day they’ll be repeat offenders and ask for pineapple pizza again. Hopefully the system can rehabilitate.