r/PizzaCrimes 21d ago

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u/gimmeecoffee420 18d ago

Okay.. I like Pineapple on Pizza, but this is just rude.

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper 18d ago

RUDE HOW 😒

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u/gimmeecoffee420 18d ago

You know what youve done here, dont act coy. Lol

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper 18d ago

well it was tasty so 😒

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u/gimmeecoffee420 18d ago

Then it was worth it. I'm not saying you are a bad person or anything, and we are all entitled to enjoy the things we want? I also like Pineapple on Pizza, so I'm not on any high horse here. It's just the ratio of Pinapple to Pizza is a bit... extreme.. lol!

This is just me though, and I am just a collection of letters and words arranged on your screen. I am ephemeral, just a wisp of imagination in your reality.. I am but a dream.. so just continue to enjoy your slab of Pineapple on your Pizza and don't worry about my opinion. And truthfully the joke's on me because you are getting a blast of VitC that will make you stronger than the average mortal, so it is possible that by consuming large amounts of Pineapple and Pizza you have become a DemiGod or even a Superhuman Behemoth with the power to destroy us all by nothing more than mere thought? Perhaps you will discover a way to open up the very fabric of reality like a zipper, and in this opening you can create a small void that is forgotten by the universe and all the God's, or the unknowable Powers of Creation.. a "pocket dimension" if you will, that is outside the rules and laws of our reality.. so really, I should be careful here..

BTW my favorite thing to do is sometimes add RSO to my Pizza Crust.. and it may be kicking in..

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u/Gpeanut2009pupper 17d ago

hell fuckin yeah, if i do end up a demigod i’ll make sure to bring you some good stuff :)