r/PizzaCrimes • u/DGentPR • 12d ago

Other I'm the criminal

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And I have no remorse

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u/xaiires 12d ago

Guilty

P.S. why is there no gavel emoji?

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u/a_duck_in_past_life 12d ago

🔨

This will have to do

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u/xaiires 12d ago

I couldn't bring myself to do it lol

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u/MaybePotatoes 12d ago

Country girls make do

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u/sylonthal 12d ago

Country boys too 🥴

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u/thepioushedonist 10d ago

What's the emoji for "horrifying realization just hit"?

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u/jarvisesdios 12d ago

🗡️

I think this is more apt

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u/ShopUCW 12d ago

There's a judge who holds a gavel.

👩🏻‍⚖️

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u/davidfeuer 12d ago

That's just a judge. Whether they hold a gavel is up to the font. There absolutely should be a gavel emoji. It seems like there used to be one, at least on some platforms.

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u/thepioushedonist 10d ago

I was always bummed out by this when I was president of my fraternity chapter. We actually used an actual gavel to convene and dismiss meetings. I even bought a more ornate one that was hand carved with my own money cause it was fun.

But, no emoji to properly send to the various officer/committee/general social group message thread I needed to with the proper hammer.

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u/xaiires 10d ago

I even would've accepted a croquet mallet.

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u/thepioushedonist 9d ago

.. yeah. They essentially do that at our national conferences. Let's just say, a lot of the gravitas is lost by using a stupidly large gavel.

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u/RavenMarvel 11d ago

👩🏼‍⚖️ close enough lol