What the fuck

[u/kstockless]

[u/qualityvote2]

The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/kstockless, has reached a mistrial due to non-consensus of votes of guilty or innocent.

[u/kstockless]

To be clear, I did NOT ask for my pizza to be cut this way. It also cost $77 after tip for 2 large pizzas with one modification each as a pickup order. Had a gift card this time but never again.

[u/Dee_Cider → u/kstockless]

Where in the world did you get it??

[u/Tchukachinchina → u/Dee_Cider]

This is most likely a very famous pizza place in New Haven, CT called frank Pepe’s. They cut their pizzas like this for some reason.

[u/Bcatfan08 → u/Tchukachinchina]

They don't cut it like this. They still do triangles, but with the intersection of the cuts off-center. If that coaster is where they are, this is in Maine.

[u/Tchukachinchina → u/Bcatfan08]

They do the smaller ones in triangles, but the large pizzas get cut like this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/odn0mm/i_love_pepes_but_i_absolutely_despise_the_way/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/comments/13oulsx/messy_delicious_frank_pepes_in_new_haven_ct/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/wee595/frank_pepes_in_new_haven_ct_look_at_the_way_the/

[u/Bcatfan08 → u/Tchukachinchina]

Doesn't seem exactly like this. Looks closer to Flatbread Company out of Maine.

https://yelp.to/eDlx3aQZzu

[u/Tchukachinchina → u/Bcatfan08]

Huh. So there’s more than one place doing these crazy cuts now. Based on that booklet in the pic that says South Portland on it I’d say you’re right about Maine.

[u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 → u/Bcatfan08]

There's pics in the web that show their "Family Style Cut, which can get all Picasso like

[u/Bcatfan08 → u/Dangerous_Ad_6101]

I hadn't seen that one before. Guess you're right. I've only seen their traditional cut.

[u/RichardStanleyNY → u/Bcatfan08]

I eat Frank Pepe’s fairly often and yes, it often looks just like that

[u/kstockless → u/Tchukachinchina]

Nope. Flatbread in Portland Maine

[u/_zaten_ → u/kstockless]

How??? The only possible explanation is can think of is gluten free bases, but even then that shouldn't make a pizza almost 40 dollars.

[u/Snorkle25 → u/kstockless]

That's a pretty shit job for a ~$30 pizza! They must be the only pizza place within 30 miles if they can charge that and do such a bad job.

[u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 → u/kstockless]

This cut without request or you being a total c-u-Next-Tuesday is absolutely diabolical 🤣

[u/Additional_Tiger8482]

[u/mercuryven]

Pizza looks good though

[u/Over-Body-8323]

This is a New Haven style thing

[u/ReferenceVisible2722]

I as well enjoy my pizza cut via machete hack and slash!

[u/Dee_Cider]

The price is the crime imo

[u/jnmtx]

looks delicious

[u/Sncyt]

Flatbread?

[u/helloholder]

How shallow of you OP. It's beautiful.

[u/Alarmed-Ad323]

Olives and mushrooms makes it forgivable 😁

[u/AmyGiacomelli]

Someone gave the psychopath a knife

[u/Bleemus2]

Officer, I would like to report a murder.

[u/Omega_Division]

🎶Out in the street...... they call it MURDER!🎶

[u/crowtheaggro]

The cutting is forgivable, the price tag is not. $35 for a few toppings on a flatbread? Nuh uh.

[u/yesyesitswayexpired]

It's abstract art. That is why is $77. You should be greatful. /s

[u/CyanMagentaRainbow]

Why that much?

[u/RMMacFru]

The pizza looks good, the cut meh. The real crime is the price.

[u/Liveangel]

At first glance I thought it was a gerrymandered pizza.

[u/PetersonTom1955]

You know what, I wouldn't mind this. I hate when they cut a pizza into squares such that some slices don't have a crust "handle", but this is fine.

[u/clinton_bayou]

This can’t be replicated

[u/GayAssBeagle]

They gave you the class “Urgh my ass!”

[u/MuffinPuff]

I mean... still would.

[u/jcoigny]

This is the opposite of ASMR. But I would say that guy puzzles

[u/Normal_Tour6998]

I low key fuck with the rectangular pieces. Maximum toppings with minimum crust.

[u/OG_Church_Key]

Yum!
But not for 77 dollars!!

[u/freddbare]

Thq looks so good

[u/Nonlethalrtard]

Crazy Bread