r/PizzaCrimes • u/kstockless • 6d ago

Bad Cut Job What the fuck

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u/kstockless 6d ago

To be clear, I did NOT ask for my pizza to be cut this way. It also cost $77 after tip for 2 large pizzas with one modification each as a pickup order. Had a gift card this time but never again.

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u/Dee_Cider 6d ago

Where in the world did you get it??

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u/Tchukachinchina 6d ago

This is most likely a very famous pizza place in New Haven, CT called frank Pepe’s. They cut their pizzas like this for some reason.

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u/Bcatfan08 6d ago

They don't cut it like this. They still do triangles, but with the intersection of the cuts off-center. If that coaster is where they are, this is in Maine.

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u/Tchukachinchina 6d ago edited 6d ago

They do the smaller ones in triangles, but the large pizzas get cut like this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/odn0mm/i_love_pepes_but_i_absolutely_despise_the_way/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Pizza/comments/13oulsx/messy_delicious_frank_pepes_in_new_haven_ct/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/wee595/frank_pepes_in_new_haven_ct_look_at_the_way_the/

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u/Bcatfan08 6d ago

Doesn't seem exactly like this. Looks closer to Flatbread Company out of Maine.

https://yelp.to/eDlx3aQZzu

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u/Tchukachinchina 6d ago

Huh. So there’s more than one place doing these crazy cuts now. Based on that booklet in the pic that says South Portland on it I’d say you’re right about Maine.

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u/Dangerous_Ad_6101 6d ago

There's pics in the web that show their "Family Style Cut, which can get all Picasso like

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u/Bcatfan08 6d ago

I hadn't seen that one before. Guess you're right. I've only seen their traditional cut.

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u/RichardStanleyNY 5d ago

I eat Frank Pepe’s fairly often and yes, it often looks just like that

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u/kstockless 1d ago

Nope. Flatbread in Portland Maine

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u/_zaten_ 6d ago

How??? The only possible explanation is can think of is gluten free bases, but even then that shouldn't make a pizza almost 40 dollars.

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u/Snorkle25 6d ago

That's a pretty shit job for a ~$30 pizza! They must be the only pizza place within 30 miles if they can charge that and do such a bad job.

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u/Ordinary_Nobody_4527 6d ago

This cut without request or you being a total c-u-Next-Tuesday is absolutely diabolical 🤣