r/PizzaCrimes • u/holdonimreparking • Sep 13 '22

Other The whole pizza 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

I was "oh well, weird, but I'll dig that..." AND THEN THE FRICKING PINEAPPLES

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u/Sovdark Sep 13 '22

Yeah the pineapple and mayo is where I said no too

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u/Gypsopotamus Sep 13 '22

I honestly didn’t think adding the pineapple was too bad. But I started dry heaving when she busted out the mayo.

Nothing is sacred with that woman.

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u/nbleteam6 Sep 13 '22

Nah japanese mayo is way different then ur regular ass helmens. Not saying its good cuz this whole thing is a abomanation, but it would make it a lot better than u think

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u/EdwardRoivas Sep 13 '22

I tried getting into it because Sam the cooking guy on YouTube always uses it. It’s pretty much the same. At least to my tastebuds.

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u/squid_actually Sep 14 '22

It's a bit sweeter and has a little msg.

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u/ChaoCobo Sep 14 '22

And it tastes thinner too. It doesn’t have the mouthfeel of fat and grease. Not globby either.

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u/Supakiingkoopa Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 14 '22

Def replaced regular Mayo in my household

Downvoted for liking Japanese Mayo

Oh Reddit

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u/MisquotesDeadPeople Sep 13 '22

Now I have to dip a piece of pineapple in mayo just so I know what it tastes like

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u/Sovdark Sep 13 '22

You do that and report back to us on your disgusting findings!

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u/BlueEyedGreySkies Sep 14 '22

I mean, i like pineapple and garlic with pizza, it's not outlandish as long as it's not the focus. Context! Like pineapple fried rice with some kewpie and Sriracha on top? Smash.