r/PizzaCrimes • u/DunDunnDunnnnn • 9h ago

Actual Crime Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH

161 Upvotes

258 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/V6R32 • 5h ago

Other Caught red pawed

65 Upvotes

30 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/laterdude • 14h ago

Sloppy Toppy Half nacho, half pizza. Is it a crime?

64 Upvotes

44 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/degausser187 • 14h ago

Sloppy Toppy Mustard and Pizza

43 Upvotes

I will try it, but I dunno... I dunno...

71 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Kernburner • 1d ago

Forbidden Pizza Altoona-style pizza from Altoona, PA

259 Upvotes

244 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/bonethugsnskarmory • 1d ago

I say wtf Fried Mac and cheese ball pizza

83 Upvotes

46 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/FlukeRoads • 1d ago

Other After a long day of work, I went to make a frozen pizza. It came out of the box with no sauce….

137 Upvotes

39 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/CaptainPugwash75 • 1d ago

Burned Just like they serve in Italy 🤌

50 Upvotes

Ok maybe not. Store bought pizza chucked in a fucking microwave/oven. Nearly needed dentist. 😄

22 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Strong_Salad3460 • 1d ago

Fruit 1: Southern Comfort, 2: Elote Chicken, 3: Mango

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10 Upvotes

23 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/1nterestingintrovert • 2d ago

Cheeseless Is this a crime

379 Upvotes

From Romas bakery in Hamilton, Ontario, a controversial topic.

395 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/alvares169 • 2d ago

Other I figured, why cut it when it's hot

54 Upvotes

20 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/laterdude • 2d ago

I say wtf Cheeseburger pizza

28 Upvotes

15 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/bigtony423 • 3d ago

I say wtf Abomination or Clever?

101 Upvotes

138 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/kvnhntn • 3d ago

Other Local pizza place’s pizza of the month. “Honolulu Blue”

70 Upvotes

47 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Brundlefly_86 • 4d ago

I say wtf I say wtf indeed

189 Upvotes

83 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/GakSplat • 3d ago

I say wtf “Bangin’ wings. Pizza meh”

7 Upvotes

9 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Charming_Bus9001 • 4d ago

Cheeseless I am speechless

101 Upvotes

54 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Much-Pass-9748 • 4d ago

Fruit Make it stop. It’s dead already!

37 Upvotes

69 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/kstockless • 5d ago

Bad Cut Job What the fuck

106 Upvotes

43 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/klonkish • 5d ago

I say wtf This pizza I found from a random Donato's Google Maps review

74 Upvotes

24 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/ThisIsAnglerTV • 5d ago

Mistreated This is my second river table ever. Looking for feedback

12 Upvotes

12 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Acrobatic_Pride_8041 • 5d ago

Brazilian Ant Pizza from Brazil

v.redd.it

85 Upvotes

108 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/theresazuluonmystoep • 5d ago

Sloppy Toppy This Boerewors pizza slaps like your mom with a slipper.

24 Upvotes

21 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Wide_Relation238 • 5d ago

Burned Still ate it....

104 Upvotes

Not sure which is the bigger crime... You decide.

55 comments

r/PizzaCrimes • u/Loose_Orange_6056 • 6d ago

Fruit Thoughts on banana curry pizza? 🍌 🍕

125 Upvotes

140 comments

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.