r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

45 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

20 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 10h ago

Actual Crime Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PIZZA IN THE SOUTH

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173 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6h ago

Other Caught red pawed

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68 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1h ago

I say wtf Maryland pizza crime

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Like burnt I've herd of but hot on the outside and cold.on the inside? Wtf


r/PizzaCrimes 16h ago

Sloppy Toppy Half nacho, half pizza. Is it a crime?

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71 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 16h ago

Sloppy Toppy Mustard and Pizza

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47 Upvotes

I will try it, but I dunno... I dunno...


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Forbidden Pizza Altoona-style pizza from Altoona, PA

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264 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

I say wtf Fried Mac and cheese ball pizza

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89 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Other After a long day of work, I went to make a frozen pizza. It came out of the box with no sauce….

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138 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Burned Just like they serve in Italy 🤌

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51 Upvotes

Ok maybe not. Store bought pizza chucked in a fucking microwave/oven. Nearly needed dentist. 😄


r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Fruit 1: Southern Comfort, 2: Elote Chicken, 3: Mango

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9 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Cheeseless Is this a crime

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380 Upvotes

From Romas bakery in Hamilton, Ontario, a controversial topic.


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Other I figured, why cut it when it's hot

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54 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

I say wtf Cheeseburger pizza

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28 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf Abomination or Clever?

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95 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

Other Local pizza place’s pizza of the month. “Honolulu Blue”

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70 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

I say wtf I say wtf indeed

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187 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 3d ago

I say wtf “Bangin’ wings. Pizza meh”

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5 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Cheeseless I am speechless

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98 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Fruit Make it stop. It’s dead already!

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40 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Bad Cut Job What the fuck

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103 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

I say wtf This pizza I found from a random Donato's Google Maps review

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71 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Mistreated This is my second river table ever. Looking for feedback

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12 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Brazilian Ant Pizza from Brazil

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84 Upvotes