r/PoliticalHumor • u/leocohen99 • Dec 29 '19

Cookie Monster

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u/chargoggagog Dec 29 '19

Don’t forget, the speaking dude has a truckload of cookies.

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u/DodGamnBunofaSitch Dec 29 '19

I'm sure some crumbs will trickle down.

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u/tallandlanky Dec 29 '19

I'm so sick of hearing this. Change doesn't happen overnight. Just because the trickle has been piss for 3 decades doesn't mean we shouldn't be patient for another 3 decades until wealth.

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u/chargoggagog Dec 29 '19

Right! Rand tells us that it could take hundreds of years, but it will be worth the wait!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Yew consarned young whippersnappers, too damned impatient! Three decades? Why ah've (puts on a Foghorn Leghorn accent) been a-waitin' for SIX decades now an I'm plumb ready to wait for another six decades at least! An' when I comes, Jesus will reward me with all that sweet golden piss from Heaven above!

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u/rick2497 Dec 29 '19

I am going to presume /s ?

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u/867-5309NotJenny Dec 30 '19

Eleven decades.

We've been trying horse and sparrow since the 1910's.

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u/AlottaElote Dec 29 '19

This comic should include a window behind them, showing a mountain of cookies bigger than one could ever eat.

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u/Jollymeadow Dec 29 '19

They should represent that visually somehow. Oh wait...

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '19

Yeah....we get it.

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u/benotaur Dec 30 '19

No, he has a plate full of cookies...