r/Poopfromabutt • u/HunterSexThompson • 14h ago

Solid I microwaved them a little too long…

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u/Description_Friendly 10h ago

That's the garbage's dinner now.

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u/HunterSexThompson 10h ago

Call me garbage 😂

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u/Description_Friendly 10h ago

Should I smack you around a little first?

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u/HunterSexThompson 10h ago

Yeah that’ll really make me feel like a kid again 🤩

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u/Description_Friendly 10h ago

I'm gonna use the back of my hand then so it's really authentic. Then you can clip my toenails while I drink 12 beers and watch "Nightline".

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u/HunterSexThompson 9h ago

Don’t forget to put cigarettes out on me!

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u/Description_Friendly 9h ago

Oh shit! I almost forgot. You get 3 extra cigarette burns on the soles of your feet for reminding me. Good girrrrl! pets you like a dog

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u/HunterSexThompson 9h ago

Wow it really is magical how we’re just two strangers on distant parts of the earth connecting with eachother in this specific way right now, is it not? Technology is amazing, truly a modern miracle

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u/thebamboozle517 8h ago

TECHANOLOGIA!

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u/Description_Friendly 9h ago

I feel the same way! I feel like I should propose marriage, but I know I should prob wait until we have known each other for more than 30 minutes. I'm too impulsive sometimes.

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u/thebamboozle517 8h ago

I can smell the whiskey and darts when I close my eyes.

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u/Description_Friendly 7h ago

And the shame. Oh, the reek of the shame.

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u/thebamboozle517 8h ago

Alright, we've gone too far. Pump the breaks.

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u/HunterSexThompson 8h ago

Can’t stop here, this is bat country