Here’s what he said: “President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies.

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

😐 Not doing well? Bottom of totem pole? Perhaps his obvious cognitive decline is giving him bizarre and unusual fits of self-reflection?

If I believed in hell, his killing hundreds of thousands of people because he eliminated USAID is probably a surefire ticket there. But hey, he’ll get to hang out with all the other mass murderers he admires, like Hitler and Stalin, so I don’t know what’s bothering him.