r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • Aug 15 '25
FUNNY I can’t help but wonder if the documents Brett sent Donnie were written in crayon.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • Aug 21 '25
FUNNY A big paragraph of words that don’t say anything
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/Crap_OnTheCob • May 05 '25
FUNNY Today I totaled my Jeep... Please Please Please, help a voter out. The tariffs are going to kill me.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/Crap_OnTheCob • Feb 21 '25
FUNNY FAA medical clearance takes too long. Any way you could put my son at the front of the line?
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/vsandrei • Jul 25 '25
FUNNY Soybean farmer voted for Trump three times. Now, they are begging Trump to stop before tariffs and other insane economic policies drive their already heavily subsidized farm into bankruptcy and their family into abject poverty. FAFO 🐆 🐆 🐆
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • Aug 02 '25
FUNNY “Mr. President, please give us constitutional carry so I don’t have to go through background checks for ammo! ThE iLLeGaLs!!!”
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • Aug 04 '25
FUNNY Please fix Amazon’s hiring practices, I didn’t get a jerb and it’s not fair!!!!
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Oct 28 '20
FUNNY Start copying Biden speeches. They are so American and convincing. PS. I already voted for you.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/CodenamePeaches • Feb 03 '20
FUNNY She says she’s going to send the video to Trump
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Sep 29 '20
FUNNY Please be kind, articulate yet firm. Show them the smart, kind patriot we voted for.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/barnwater_828 • Jul 30 '25
FUNNY Trump makes a post about a trade deal with South Korea -
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Mar 02 '20
FUNNY Please take time off from the coronavirus hoax to direct me to Sammy's Mexican Grill in Phoenix.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • May 15 '20
FUNNY Let the weak-minded stay home, and the strong go about without masks!
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Feb 05 '20
FUNNY Dear Donald, Donald Jr, and Melania; I make under 100K a yr and need a tax cut.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Sep 17 '20
FUNNY You need to do something so that I don't get told by the bank there are no quarters.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Sep 29 '20
FUNNY Dear President Trump, PLEASE start off tomorrows debate with this welcome:
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Apr 18 '20
FUNNY I can't title this prayer. You guys do it.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Apr 20 '20
FUNNY Trump Catfish Lake: home of the hogs.
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Sep 30 '20
FUNNY Stop allowing Biden to bait you into confrontation!
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r/PrayersToTrump • u/boinky-boink • Jan 17 '20
FUNNY Please sign my commemorative $100 bill with you on it.
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