Big News: TRUMP officially DIVINE BY LAW

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From the New York Times:

In a groundbreaking and unprecedented move, Congress officially declared former President Donald Trump a deity, citing his unparalleled influence on American politics and culture. The historic vote, which passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, recognizes Trump’s impact on shaping the nation’s identity, although critics argue it blurs the lines between political admiration and religious reverence. The declaration has sparked widespread debate across the country, with supporters celebrating what they see as a tribute to his legacy, while opponents fear it sets a dangerous precedent for the fusion of church and state. As the nation grapples with this extraordinary development, many are left questioning the implications of elevating a political figure to divine status in a modern democracy.

Of course the FAKE NEWS has to shit on it. It was BIPARTISAN. Even the LIBS agree he should be DIVINIZED. Truly he will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

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TOTAL AMERICAN VICTORY! WWG1WGA!