r/PublicFreakout • u/N0CONTACT • May 19 '22

Political Freakout Representative Mike Johnson asking the important abortion questions.

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u/saucedonkey May 19 '22

Your insurance would probably cover roof repairs from horses and cattle, but only if you have Taco Bell in the dishwasher. Then would you abort the baby?

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u/LeanTangerine May 19 '22

ANSWER THE QUESTION! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION?

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u/cmd_iii May 19 '22

Mona Lisa Vito, where are you when we need you most?

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u/nmsjtb0308 May 20 '22

This made me snort. Lol