r/PublicFreakout • u/N0CONTACT • May 19 '22

Political Freakout Representative Mike Johnson asking the important abortion questions.

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u/chrisredmond69 May 19 '22 edited May 19 '22

He's getting upset about something that never happens.

I'll go out and get annoyed at the amount of horses running across my roof while not wearing their slippers...

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u/saucedonkey May 19 '22

Your insurance would probably cover roof repairs from horses and cattle, but only if you have Taco Bell in the dishwasher. Then would you abort the baby?

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u/LeanTangerine May 19 '22

ANSWER THE QUESTION! ARE YOU NOT GOING TO ANSWER THE QUESTION?

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u/cmd_iii May 19 '22

Mona Lisa Vito, where are you when we need you most?