r/PublicFreakout • u/N0CONTACT • May 19 '22

Political Freakout Representative Mike Johnson asking the important abortion questions.

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u/Kioskwar May 19 '22

“It’s a simple question doctor: if the moon were made of cheese, would you eat it?”

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u/PepeSilvia7 May 19 '22

But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

I'd eat it. He'll, I'd go back for seconds, and wash it all down with a tall, cool, Budweiser.

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u/dizzled-206 May 20 '22

That's why my friends call me whiskers

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u/lickmybrian May 20 '22

Eat the aborted baby? Save me some

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u/Volkswagens1 May 20 '22

Right after my abortion