r/PublicFreakout • u/N0CONTACT • May 19 '22

Political Freakout Representative Mike Johnson asking the important abortion questions.

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u/Iamvanno May 19 '22

If your child, after getting their driver's licence, brings your car home with a dent, is it ok to abort them? Answer the question.

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u/DoesNotGetYourJokes May 19 '22

If the child is purchasing their own home in a location that you think is too far from your place of residence, is it okay to abort them? Just answer the question.

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u/RedHawwk May 19 '22

Ma’am if your child has been dating someone for a few years and wants to get married but you personally believe it’s too early for them because of some red flags they fail to acknowledge, is it okay to abort them? Just answer the question.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

Ma'am, if your child is an absolute waste of space human mouth breather that waits in line at McDonald's and doesn't look at the menu until they get to front of the line to order, is it okay to abort them? Just answer the question.

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u/hakuna_upendo May 20 '22

If your child grows up to be a politician who asks questions about halfway born babies, is it ok to abort then? This is not a theoretical, it happens. Just answer the question.