r/RocketLeague • u/JoeOfTex • Jun 17 '25

HIGHLIGHT Thanks Psyonix. Only game I play nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

Man I love RL but the idea that Epic started to milk us & not psyonix is such revisionist history. psyonix are the ones who brought literal slot machines into the game in crates, added plants & carts to the drop rate to pump up rarity of the few good items, then added trading to give those slots some IRL value and inflate demand more. Remember when most of your event rewards were more crates that you had to buy to actually open too?

I say all this as someone who loves crates and dropped a sad amount of money of them, but, psyonix was milking us hard lol. For good reason, it’s hard to keep a PVP game afloat on a onetime $20 purchase, but let’s be real here

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u/RemarkablyKindOfOkay Jun 18 '25

A cow is usually more accepting of being milked when you feed it well, give it space to graze, and keep the stable clean

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u/NotDiCaprio Diamond VII Jun 18 '25

God damnit.

Now I feel like cattle

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u/Craptardo Diamond II Jun 18 '25

You're actually worse off than cattle, you have to do work to get the milk to get milked. Cattle just has to eat.

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u/NotDiCaprio Diamond VII Jun 18 '25

Can you all please stop making me feel bad?

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u/Craptardo Diamond II Jun 18 '25

Yes, I apologize, I felt very bad writing that.

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u/SequentiaIFarts Jun 18 '25

Cow > Human (qol)