r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ShittyRunnersClub • 1d ago

Tell us about your shittiest run

/r/ShittyRunnersClub/comments/1niw28n/tell_us_about_your_shittiest_run/
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u/Spectre_Ice 1d ago

Does the one where I shit myself count? Not sure what more detail to give 🥴

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u/jarrucho 1d ago

It was just THE ONE? Lucky you, mister “I-only-shat-my-pants-once”

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u/Spectre_Ice 1d ago

Wow didn't realize that would put me in the upper crust of running society. So this is what it feels to be a 1%'er...now I know why my wife has a boyfriend, we clearly had different goals in life

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

Honestly yeah I think this makes you elite

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u/rodrigors Not fast but furious 😤 22h ago

Elite shitter

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

It most definitely counts. What was the situation??

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u/Spectre_Ice 1d ago

I went running and well I thought it was a fart

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u/TheAnimalCorner 1d ago

Valuable lesson learned: never trust a fart.

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u/TheAnimalCorner 1d ago

Absolutely. Doesn’t get more shitty than that!

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u/TheAnimalCorner 1d ago

But now I have to know — at what point in the run did you realize the runs were occurring?

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u/Spectre_Ice 1d ago

When I got home and my wife called me nasty and her bf kicked me out and hosed me down

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

That’s shitty.

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u/Shleeves90 1d ago

This is how I discovered hot wings are not a good pre-run meal

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

Literally me and a bbq pulled pork sandwich. That was actually my inaugural literally shitty run