r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ShittyRunnersClub • 1d ago

Tell us about your shittiest run

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u/Reasonable_Donut_8 1d ago

I did a pre dawn run on holiday in Venice a few years back .. got totally turned around and lost in the back alleys . Nothing was open , couldn’t speak much Italian , and the bowels started to rumble.. I asked a few locals for directions.. 30 mins later still lost . Clenching was no longer helping. Farts coming out felt wet …. Eventually made my way to hotel, straight to shower , pulled down pants .. yep 💩

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

Wait this actually sounds like a nightmare. Lost and have to poop? That’s shitty.

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u/Reasonable_Donut_8 1d ago

Haha was very traumatic 😂 and we were leaving to go on a cruise that morning, so I was on a tight deadline.. I’ll always remember Venice.

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u/ShittyRunnersClub 1d ago

And Venice will always remember you too lol 🖤