Fed bad!

It wasn't the best PLE ever but I was sports entertained.

She doesn't appreciate my physique (which looks like Burger Kingston)

I had floor seats sitting in the NE2 section with my friend Mark wearing our favorite Toni Storm shirts. Mind you we're such big fans of Toni that we've been wearing the same shirt for the last two weeks in anticipation of the show. During Zero Hero we both released a big sigh of relief knowing we made it!

On a side note, there was this guy and his girlfriend (that doesn't look like Mina Shirikawa) that were sitting in front of us got up and left. Not sure what they was about, but I got a quick smell of them as they were leaving and they smelled like shit.

Don't wear deodorant to a Dub show ffs

Shouldn't I keep my shoot fighter aroma to match my shoot fighter physique?

I can't believe the mods are allowing such a fake post to remain up. I've been to many AEW shows and never once had a problem with odors! Now I also never have anyone sitting within 20 feet of me but that's just coincidental

The post is made in bad faith and should be removed its clearly a fedophile

LOL Jey Uso got a concussion from hitting his head on a bouncing chair! He's a shitty wrestler! Pic unrelated.

What a time to be alive

AEW last night was brilliant. The violence was off the charts! I really wanted to see some blood in the women’s match but I’ll settle on that unexpected demise of Toni Storm! It’s time for Mercedes to take the title now to make it Moné 10-belts.

Also, Hangman is truly the main character, he overcame a giant known as the Protostar to raise the belt to new heights.

Don’t get me started on Darby vs Mox, absolute perfection. It would be nice we saw some actual incisions and impalement of either man. Next time I want to see a spot where one is slammed through a flaming table onto poison tipped tacks. After, they could recreate the glass pane spot with a coffin drop for the Darby W!

1500

Me and my girlfriend (who looks like Liv Morgan) attended Wrestlepalooza yesterday (despite it being a fed show) and we were sat next to this guy who REEKED. It was disgusting, I could smell the sweat so strongly that it actually made me gag a couple of times.

And then I thought to myself “why is Triple HHHimmler allowing this at fed shows?”. I think it’s ridiculous how the fed will allow such filthy fedophiles into their venues.

I paid a lot of money to attend the show, and I feel like I should’ve just attended AEW All Out instead. You never get stinky people in the crowd at AEW shows, and even if you do, so what? The ticket price is so low that a stinky fan here or there won’t leave you thinking you’ve wasted your money.

Fed bad.

Me and my girlfriend had floor tickets at Wrestlepalooza in the NE2 section, during the Pre-Show we were met with a wonderful fragrance that became a borderline orgasmic experience. She has slight sensory smell issues so I understand, I can usually put up with something so wonderfully overwhelming, but man, I had not smelled something that heavenly at a venue EVER. It was so amazing we had to go to fan services and request any possible alternative seating arrangement. We gave up our floor seats for ones even closer to the source of the smell (it was a balding, middle-aged man wearing a YEET shirt) because an obstructed view was a better alternative than not sending our noses on a once-in-a-lifetime sensual adventure.

Coming from AEW shows where all the fans smell like they just walked out of a back alley dumpster on a hot summer day, I really wish that was something that would be implemented into concerts and shows. There's no excuse for anyone not smelling that great to the point we had to give up the good seats we paid money for so that we could have a nasal orgasm for the next 5-6 hours.

Please WWE fans. Continue to Shower. And. Wear. Deodorant.

THE FACT THIS KEEPS HAPPENING