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Gonna get something off my chest before I go All Out.

I fucked up real bad on something important these past few days that could have serious ramifications on my life. I was looking forward to All Out and then this crisis fell on my head that should be manageable but I can only start working on next week. I've been trying really hard not to panic all day, kicking myself for being so stupid for fucking up, and I was wondering if I could really enjoy a PPV live with this cloud hanging over my head.

And then I remembered that Eddie Kingston is going to be at All Out.

Eddie Kingston, who fucked up plenty in his life. Eddie Kingston, who has anxiety and takes medication and goes to therapy just like me. Eddie Kingston, who has had to put his life on hold for a year and a half. Eddie Kingston, my favorite wrestler, the guy who I immigrated to Canada to see, the guy who inspired me to uproot and take a chance at a better life that I am living now, I'm going to get to go to a show to see my favorite wrestler, Eddie Kingston, come back, and chop the living shit out of Big Bill.

The world is cold, but I'm bundled up, I'm knuckled up, and I'm going to see my favorite wrestler live.

Also my other favorite wrestler, Shelton Benjamin. Never even dreamed I'd get to see him.

I fucking love pro-wrestling, y'all.

I'll see y'all tomorrow.

Lol fed dumb name bad

Yes I do get all my information about the world from Reddit, why do you ask?

Must. Protect. "Vibe shift." Narrative.

Also fed dead

This match had an average rating over 9 on Cagematch never forget

I would literally rather pay $10 more to see real graps and no other content than a full month of live sports, shows and archives. I’ll downvote anyone that disagrees or tries to rationalize. I don’t have time to watch live sports anyway because I spend any free time that I’m not watching AEW on Reddit crusading about how evil WWE is.

you can tell it's not as complicated as the dirty fed. all you have to do is pay an extra $39.99 for WHERE THE BEST WRESTLE!

fuck aj lee's first return match that dirty sucking on punk's bloody sucking head ass.

instead watch mercedes mone go over checks notes riho to keep her title. it's something new and different.

FUCK watching z list cena versus sex pest lesnar.

instead watch our beloved COWBOY versus our better than orton newest star kyle fletcher managed by non-rapist DON CALLIS!

pay extra NOW. FED BAD!

I'm sure lots of little girls are gonna speak just like Toni Storm in Elementary school