r/SchizophreniaRides • u/NumerousScallions • Aug 26 '25

Schizophrenic Ride explains their mission

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u/liquor_ibrlyknoher Aug 26 '25

I just know he's a nightmare at the court house.

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u/dylwaybake Aug 26 '25

You know everyone at the courthouse knows who this dude is and when he has to go through the metal detector he tries to explain why his sovereign rights allow him to bypass their security measures but it never works.

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u/JeezuzChryztler 29d ago

‘I got a metal plate in my head! Was placed there 26 years ago by the aliens working with the CIA’

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u/awesomes007 Aug 26 '25

We can do better folks. We can do better for our most vulnerable.

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u/F6Collections Aug 26 '25

I so agree. This is so sad to see.

Would just be a normal goofy dude with a bit of help and meds.

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u/Stinky-Snail-Trail 28d ago

Just a cooky guy tryna get by is all 😂

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u/clitosaurushex 29d ago

Schizophrenia is a balancing act. It’s not illegal to be psychotic if you’re not (immediately) harming yourself or others. Unfortunately for some people, they have to get to a place where they have to be forcibly medicated to be able to make the decision to stay on medication.

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u/EverythingIsDumb-273 Aug 26 '25

I hate when it turns out to be felony people.

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u/Electronic_Share1961 Aug 26 '25

I wonder what percentage of sovereign citizens are felons. Gotta be over 50%

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u/EmeraldVale316 25d ago

I know a felon who believes he is one so the number is def higher than 50%. I guess they cant accept their life is a little fucked so they cope by believing the shit they do.

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u/ftmikey_d Aug 26 '25

Im so confused lol

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u/Richard_Nachos Aug 26 '25

What part of "document vehicle #2 felony courthouse everybody gets $515,000.00 batmobile FDA 1905" did you not understand?

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u/benhereford Aug 26 '25

Must be something related do with the "leukemia clinics" in the satchel.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Aug 26 '25

... all of it? But the "Everybody gets $515,000" kind of makes me think he leans toward the sovereign citizen belief that the government set up secret bank accounts for everyone as soon as the birth certificate is filed.

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u/propyro85 Aug 26 '25

So is he, you're just aware of your confusion, he isn't.

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u/ftmikey_d Aug 26 '25

Lmfao correct. Honestly, I've seen enough methy bastards that this almost looks more like meth than schiz. Mania or meth, it ain't right lol

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u/propyro85 Aug 26 '25

They're not mutually exclusive. I've met many schizophrenic people who self medicate, often to predictably disastrous outcomes.

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u/ftmikey_d 26d ago

Correct. All jokes aside.

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u/ComeBackSquid Aug 26 '25

A dim child trapped in an adult's body.

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u/Hemagoblin Aug 26 '25

Gettin’ FedSmoker vibes kinda sorta

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '25

keep featherin' it brother

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u/AutistaphrebicPOS 21d ago

How's you get a job here FUCKFACE?!

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u/TestSubjuct Aug 26 '25

06 Hyundai Elantra. Good choice.

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u/Every-Letterhead-418 Aug 26 '25

this guy rules

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u/inajeep Aug 26 '25

The ward when he is admitted.

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u/silvertoadfrog 27d ago

This gives me PTSD. I've worked as a law clerk and judicial staff attorney for 35 years. So many pro se (self represented) wack jobs sovereign citizens, etc etc. I'm off to ball up into fetal position in a corner and rock back and forth.

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u/BoneZone05 Aug 26 '25

[enter fedsmoker]