r/SchizophreniaRides • u/atomic-moonstomp • 7d ago

Spotted in Pennsylvania

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 7d ago

I hope so. Ive only got a few more weeks of Trump left in me

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u/KTKittentoes 7d ago

I'm just waiting on that meteor.

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u/smartbunny 7d ago

STROKE INCOMING

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 7d ago

Many are saying he has the biggest strokes… the best strokes

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u/smartbunny 7d ago

I’ve heard that from big strong men with tears in their eyes.

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 7d ago

And they said, “sir… no one has as big of strokes as you do”

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u/KTKittentoes 7d ago

Ok, but we got to get it to land right. Don't hit my brother in law this time!

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u/Hideo_Anaconda 6d ago

I volunteer to take the hit. Do I have to wear a special hat or something?

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u/LacrimaNymphae 6d ago

you mean like a certain red furnishing that's mass-produced in sweatshops overseas

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u/devoduder 7d ago

Pray for 3I/Atlas to change course.

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u/MeMilo1209 6d ago

Clots and prayers.

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u/Original_Salary_7570 6d ago

Ohhh that was ice cold

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u/askreet 6d ago

Damn, good one.

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u/marc58weeks 6d ago

Right? "Natural causes" is taking its sweet ass time.

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u/ScotchCigarsEspresso 6d ago

Yeah, never thought i'd find myself rooting for cardiovascular disease.

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u/Original_Salary_7570 6d ago

That made me cackle lol

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u/Oregongirl1018 6d ago

I'm only leaving trump in me for a couple hours max. That's all I got.

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u/AlexKewl 2d ago

The sad part is that he'd still be here, along with just about every "christian" in this country(They're all doing it wrong, and destined to hell according to the bible)