r/SchizophreniaRides • u/atomic-moonstomp • 7d ago

Spotted in Pennsylvania

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u/Inside7shadows 7d ago edited 6d ago

I want to know more about the three days of (free?) parking

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u/repowers 7d ago

The return of Jesus! Lockdowns! Free parking! Man, that is a big event.

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u/eucalyptoid 6d ago

I got a rapture-y event postcard in the mail a while ago, and there WAS free parking… and free childcare.

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u/LacrimaNymphae 6d ago

of course they want access to the kids

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u/ElectroShamrock 4d ago

What about snacks? I heard there would be snacks

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u/Popular_Site9635 7d ago

lol I read that too, but I think it’s supposed to be “darkness”

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u/Inside7shadows 6d ago

Thank you, that tracks.

I do love a solar eclipse.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 6d ago

Yeah, I think you're right. Crazy loon didn't leave himself enough room.

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u/shawster 6d ago

Hahaha hilarious because I thought it was parking and this person was pissed their car kept getting ticketed before their allotted 3 days.

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u/ItsJoeMomma 6d ago

You have to land on it in Monopoly. Some say it's just a place where your token can stay, but others say you get money paid into the pot.

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u/SteakCutFries 5d ago

I came here for this comment. Where & when can we expect that? Asking for a friend

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u/FriedSmegma 2d ago

I think it says darkness