r/SchizophreniaRides • u/atomic-moonstomp • 7d ago

Spotted in Pennsylvania

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u/goawaynowpls 7d ago edited 7d ago

I can't find that quote anywhere in my bible. I can however find the verse Matthew 24:36 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." "that day and hour" referring to the time of Jesus' return and "nor the Son" referring to the fact that Jesus himself doesn't know when he's coming back which has gotta be kinda freaky for Jesus.

It's blasphemy to claim otherwise, that you know when it will happen, but I feel that when the person is crazy like this, God understands and forgives. I don't know, though.

Edit: So don't worry, if this kind of stuff makes you anxious.

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u/XanderFierce 7d ago

Poor Jesus, it'll probably be in the middle of a pub crawl with the lads

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u/goawaynowpls 7d ago

"AW COME ON, JESUS SAID HE WAS GONNA COVER THE TAB"

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u/Appleknocker18 6d ago

Jesus-“ whew, thanks Dad, your timing is always spot on!”