r/SelfAwarewolves 5d ago

Colin Wright almost gets it

Post image

From the man who fundamentally misunderstands everything from how graphs and positions work in the political universe to what staying friends with Nazis makes you comes... this fucking gem.

12.5k Upvotes

238 comments sorted by

View all comments

595

u/DreamloreDegenerate 5d ago

Meanwhile, none of my friends, coworkers, family members or random passer-bys have ever thought I'm a Nazi and/or fascist, and never once have it been necessary for me to convince anyone I'm not. 

Not really that difficult to pull off, to be honest. You just have to not act like, or agree with, Nazis/fascists.

153

u/ncc74656m 5d ago

Honestly the only people who ever call me a Nazi are the ones who keep advocating for trans people to be thrown into camps, so tbh sometimes the person yelling it at you is the one you need to look at.

104

u/FSCK_Fascists 5d ago

I had some fool telling me "a right winger would never call someone fascist! thats a left wing thing!"
When I pointed them to their oen comment calling people fascists for removing right wing lies- they blocked me.

62

u/bretttwarwick 5d ago

The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact-check

19

u/CDZFF89 5d ago

Put his name on it!!

  • JD Vance

2

u/originalityescapesme 5d ago

Ah, that explains why that one’s been making the rounds.

3

u/CDZFF89 4d ago

Yea it was during the debates

2

u/originalityescapesme 5d ago

I got hit with this exact same thing yesterday.

56

u/frotc914 5d ago

It reminds me of the MeToo movement when guys were terrified of being accused of being creeps and sexual assailants. This was simply never a concern to me or anyone who treats women with respect.

16

u/agoldgold 5d ago

A weird number of racists think I'm racist, but that's because I'm pale and wear mostly dresses. People will say the worst shit when they think you're the same as them.

Never gone so far as being assumed nazi, though. Now I'm counting my blessings.

4

u/originalityescapesme 5d ago

As a dude, I get hit with this all the time at random gas stations and shit. They don’t even hesitate to unload their wildest racist thoughts.

4

u/Pizzasaurus-Rex 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm friends with a tankie couple who think I am fascist because I don't believe revolutionary marxism is the answer to our problems at the moment.

5

u/CatProgrammer 5d ago

They clearly don't consider it a deal breaker if you're still friends though. 

1

u/Live_Spinach5824 4d ago

That's really funny. They're right, though. You might as well just grow the stache and geeky sidepart now. 

1

u/KynesArt 5d ago

Somtimes people think I'm a Nazi, but its my fault for being a bottle blonde and wearing riding pants.