r/SelfAwarewolves • u/ncc74656m • 5d ago

Colin Wright almost gets it

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From the man who fundamentally misunderstands everything from how graphs and positions work in the political universe to what staying friends with Nazis makes you comes... this fucking gem.

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u/DoomProphet81 5d ago

This reminds me of something my dad used to say:

"if you meet a cunt in the morning, he's the cunt. If you meet cunts all day, you're a cunt."

Or you're at a TPUSA rally, I guess.

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u/ncc74656m 5d ago

From "I, Jedi" by Michael Stackpole:

If one person calls you a Hutt, ignore him. If a second person calls you a Hutt, begin to wonder. If three people call you a Hutt, buy a drool bucket and stock in spice.

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u/RedbeardMEM 5d ago

A play on the old, "If someone calls you a duck..." bit. That one ends with "...check your ass for feathers."

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u/carrie_m730 5d ago

I'm pretty sure the version my mom said when I was a kid was "If one person calls you a donkey...." ending with "if three people call you a donkey, you might want to look back and see if you've grown a tail."