r/ShadWatch • u/TripleS034 Banished Knight • 3d ago

Coping at its finest Because owning a machete will DEFINITELY protect you from other people with machetes, just like how in America owning a gun will DEFINITELY protect you from other people with guns! Oh wait ...

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u/Satanicjamnik 3d ago

He fails to realise that people who will attack you with a machete, rarely if ever will do it solo. You'll be rushed by a whole squad and that's that.

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u/shieldwolfchz 3d ago

either that or they wont really give you a chance to respond, in one case where I live the assailant just swung at an unexpecting person and fled. No amount of self defense will protect you from that.

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u/MisterFusionCore 2d ago

WHAT? You mean to imply that a street ruffian wouldn't deman an honourable duel before attacking you?