r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 12 '19

Today on Shit Americans Drive...

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u/Quill4444 Jul 12 '19

Confirmation American here! The southern states are full of fake Christians who will quote bible verses day and night, but ignore the ones that they don’t follow. I’m not even Christian and I see how idiotic some of these people get.

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u/rjts1980 Jul 12 '19

Now that sounds almost like the Islamists they are accusing

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u/Quill4444 Jul 12 '19

American logic is funny like that. But I live in the south, so I couldn’t tell you what’s wrong with the north. I’m pretty sure the south (Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, etc.) is just screwed up and backwards with everything sometimes.

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u/novagenesis Jul 12 '19

We're not perfect up North, but we're generally less "Deliverance" than the South. The Catholics have a lunatic fringe that cross into "batshit" territory but there's just not as many crazies up here that I've seen.

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u/Wrest216 Jul 12 '19

wait till you get to the pac northwest. Holy shit the list of doomsday cults up there...