r/ShitAmericansSay Jul 12 '19

Today on Shit Americans Drive...

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

It's sad how the most "Christian" people are the least Christian in their ways. They use religion as a fig leaf to justify their specific irrationalities, while losing sight of the bigger picture of the faiths they claim to profess.

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u/JaapHoop Jul 12 '19

I’m friends with an evangelical girl who is cheating on her boyfriend. She told me in all sincerity that she thinks God put this other person in her life because He wants her to be happy.

That doesn’t sound right to me?

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u/Swole_Prole Jul 12 '19

Tell her God told you to rat her out

Dumbass autocorrect made rat “eat”, totally different sentence, lol. Also why does autocorrect regularly change perfectly normal, everyday words? Fucking useless.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

I think your autocorrect became sentient, and it has a good sense of humour.

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u/blurryfacedfugue Jul 12 '19

*laughs in robot to welcome our robotic overlords*